I've been in a Pokémon mood lately so... I had to. Stolen from
Here's the Randomizer:
Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
Set Generate to: '1'
Tag one or more friends when you're done.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Well it's kinda cute and fluffy...
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Yeah we can do stuff with electricity and everything!
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
I never trusted this thing anyway. è-é
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
OH GOD WHY.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Darling if you really love me plz evolve. D: EWWW
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
He was so immature. -^-
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
How dare you, you fatty! :V
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
da fack? °-°
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
are you fucking serious
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
è.é I knew it.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
Did I accidentally stomp on it?
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
More like my loving bodyguard I think. XD
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
I used to not be afraid of dentists but now I am. °-°"
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Since I live in a neighbourhood full of gardens and near a forest I guess that makes sense?
... Wait, we don't have a basement. °-° dundunduuun
21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
One of the few spiders on Earth I don't hate. ;w;
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
... Alright. °-°
24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:
... So disappointing. --"
25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:
awww thank you Ampharos! ;w;
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
°-° Well I guess I have a good reason to be scared of that thing, now.
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
But it already has one! D:
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
Using Hypnosis to convince me to lend money is not what I would call "borrowing"... è.é
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
"Thanks for reading! owo I tag YOU if you enjoyed this meme and have time to do it!"
A plus les gens! Promis je posterai du nouveau bientôt!